Monday, May 15, 2017

SEPTEMBER 2016: WHAT IS EBC?
I was in Bangalore for an investor meeting, debating over important strategic choices for my game based learning venture, Kitki. Out of nowhere a long time friend, Puli, calls from Dubai and suggests trekking to Everest Base Camp (EBC)​. "No way! Not a chance!!".​

It wasn't an easy decision though. In fact as I realised soon, I wasn't even ​decisive about it. The random idea of a Himalayan trek ​started gr​owing into a ​deep ​thought and took complete control of my mind for the next two weeks. I could hear my brain screaming 'Not now!' repeatedly. But the heart couldn't care less. The mountains were calling and I had to respond. 

It all ​began with a trip to Kinnaur, deep in Himachal Pradesh at the feet of Himalayas. I had been on several hikes ​before ​but ​this was different I could just sit there at stare at Kinner Kailash all day long. The rocky terrain and the tall snow capped peak had a profound impact. I knew that was only a beginning ​back ​then. My heart heard the mountains calling again. The decision was already made. I had to respond. 
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OCTOBER 2016: WILL I BE ABLE TO DO IT?
I am going on a two week long trek with only one month left. I am all yours" I said to my​ gym coach. I knew I was in no shape for a trek like EBC. Long time since a trek and my sweet tooth took over my diet. Tummy was pushing ahead like an athletes nose cross​ing​ the ​finish ​line. One look at me and the coach said let's start tomorrow. For some reason I heard it as 'Challenge accepted!'. 

Stretch. 10 mins of treadmill. 10 mins of cycling. Stretch. Done for the day! That's it? This is not too bad. I was feeling great. May be I underestimated my fitness. Day 2 and the real training began. Pushups, burpees, jumping jacks, crunches, squats. I never knew one could get cramps in so many places. I could hardly eat. The intensity only increased over time. I knew I saw a twinkle in the coach's eye when I said 'I'm all yours.' 

A week to go for the trek and I decided to test my training. Broke into my new, heavy Quechua long trek shoes and went to the Golconda Fort in Hyderabad. Went up and down the long winding, steep stairs 8 times with a 10 kg backpack to try and simulate a 3 hour trek. It wasn't easy. But the test gave me immense confidence that I may be able to complete the trek. Unfortunately, it also gave me a niggle in the left knee. I also ended up catching cold from my wife just before starting. Nevertheless the day has finally come to start and I took off with a mixed bag of emotions. 

DECEMBER 2016: THE DAY I CRIED.
I was half-way through ​the trek to the Everest Base Camp. About a week since we started and it has already been an exhilarating experience. The ride in a small, rickety aircraft that nonchalantly landed on ​a​ tiny strip at the edge of a cliff at Lukla. Crossing a roaring Dudh Kosi via thin, long hanging bridges. Beautiful monasteries, huge prayer wheels, stupas and mani stones with black and white inscriptions. Breathtaking views of snowcapped peaks like Kusum Kangru, Thamserku​, Kongde Ri and Ama Dablam. 

We reached Tengboche the previous evening after a 3 hour long, hard climb. I thought that was the toughest of the trek until then. Next morning, I had a big serving of boiled vegetables ​for breakfast ​(I used to have roasted potatoes and toast for breakfast earlier but that ​felt heavy and cause​d​ acidity during the trek). It was a cold​,​ foggy morning and as we already experienced, mornings are the worst part of the day. Everything feels cold including your hands, feet, clothes and even the shoes. Gulp your tea ​before it gets cold, slide on the multiple layers of clothing and rush outdoor ​to find the sun. 
U​ntil this day​, most of the trek involved climbing long stairs of uneven stones, thin dusty paths skirting the hills ​intercepted by regular traffic of trekkers, ​cargo animals like ​donkeys​, ​mules,​and cross-bred yaks ​and even sherpas carrying heavy loads of wood and gas cylinders.
But ​this day was different. The initial part of the trek from Tengboche was downhill. The path was flanked by Rhododendron trees covered in strings of Spanish Moss. Creepy yet beautiful with Himalayan Monals in the foreground and snow covered peaks in the background. I wished to wait and photograph the birds but this side of the hill was covered in shade and my feet were desperate for some sun. We moved at a brisk pace and about 30 minutes later started climbing the next hill with the sun on our backs ​finally. Thanks to the non-oily breakfast, tummy was happy which meant the climb felt a bit more comfortable. Having discovered my comfort food, I had boiled cabbage, carrots and potatoes for lunch as well. 

I was the slow one among our band of four (me, Puli, Hari Ranjith, our local guide from Kathmandu and Kancha, our sherpa who ​carried ~30 kgs of bags and still walked faster than all of us). So I decided to get a head-start and started walking while the others finished​ their lunch. A few turns around the hill and my companions already overtook me. I continued walking at my ​own ​comfortable pace for some more distance. Soon I felt a wave of breeze go past me. As I looked around I was not walking on a thin hillside path anymore. The ​trail widened as we entered a valley surrounded by high peaks with the mighty Ama Dablam ​overpowering the others. It was a flat plain land from left to right while we walked straight ​up ​towards Dingboche. The terrain has changed too. No more trees. The light brown landscape suddenly turned grey covered sparsely with small and low ​green and ​red bushes. No trekker to be seen within a kilometer's radius. Just yaks - most lazily grazing while one or two wondering why I was there.​ I wasn't lost.​ I can still see a clear ​trail ahead of me and with a bit of struggle I could see tiny speck​s​ of Puli and Hari walking far (far) ahead. 

Time seemed to have slowed down. I wasn't walking in slow-mo but the sense of movement (based on things going past me) was lost due to the vast empty space. For the first time, I didn't feel the rush to catch up with someone. For the first time I felt that I was not part of any race - not just in the trek but even in life. I looked up and the beauty of the twin towers of Ama Dablam ​on a ​deep ​blue sky taught me the true meaning of wonder. Overwhelmed with excitement tears started rolling down my cheeks. In fact I started weeping uncontrollably unable to explain to my logical brain why I was crying in the first place. I felt I belonged there. The tough time spent in deciding to go to EBC, the struggle of a tough training, the hard, long, painful hours of climbing uphills - all ​efforts ​paid off in one moment. 

The feeling of being one with nature was the true accomplishment of the trek for me. ​A golden sunset reflection on ​Everest from atop Kala Patthar or ​successfully making it to​ ​the Everest Base Camp felt good, really good. But nothing compared to what I felt on this day which once again manifested that it is never about the destination. It's the journey that matters. Always! 

No number of adjectives or photographs may help to share this experience. I only hope to urge more to put their so called busy lives aside for once and go on a trek such as the one to EBC. It may truly change your outlook on life.


Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Good morning?

There are times when people wish you "Good Morning" and the reply your head pops out is a "Ya, right!". Ever faced that kind of a bad start to the day? No! Lucky you!

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to witness one really apt example. Starring - me!

Picture this - waking up at 6:59 in the morning and the first thing that hits the brain is that you have a meeting at 9:00 and that you need to do lots of work to talk something in the meeting. Seriously, first of all, waking up at 7!!?? And then the first thought is about work! Anyone with some curly, convoluted and yuck looking thing called "brain" in their heads will think - "Something really wrong with the world today! I better be careful in my acts." But in my case, my cute little brain was still sleeping (as always!).

Got up, hurriedly brushed n pottied simultaneously. Waited for Mr. Gowda (my dear room-mate) to free the bathroom patiently. Waited some more. Thought I would at least get my formals ready for the day. Searched, googled, explored, excavated a lot in the 3 months old dhobi bag and finally came out with a shirt that wasnt stinking as much as it should. Now, wheres the sweetest inventions for shirts and their wrinkles (the iron box). What! It ditched me! It was in someone else's palms! There was heat between them. No, in fact, there was steam between them. My hands shivered and the already lifeless shirt dropped dead on the floor. "Et tu Satio!" (Satish - my other room-mate).

"Piss!" shouted someone. Ah, finally! Gowda is back. Hurried into the bathroom. In there - er...i dont think it makes sense to discuss what all I did there. Lets leave it at "I took bath."

Time to wear the formals. But I needed the iron box to bring them back to life. Considering forgiveness is next to Godliness (right?), I said to myself "Past is past. Lets live in the present and get the f'ing clothes pressed."

Time check - 8:05! Run boy, run! I ran like the wind. In fact, must have made it jealous also! :P

Transportation - where, what, how! Auto! My wallet was pretty light (empty in fact!) Quickly strategy'd that I would pick an auto and feed my wallet at the Axis bank ATM (the nearest on the way to my office). Yes. But where are they? There they are. Many of them. Standing as if they were missing me. My dear vahan! With their respective vahanchalaks beside them. I alarmed - "Vahanchalako - chaloge?" The responses - "Meter pe bees (20) rupay extra", "Sixty!", "Seventy", "Outer ring road? Kaheen aur chalte na!", "Get lost". I beared those responses for more than 20 minutes. "Auto auto everywhere, not one to come with me!" Finally one said - "Das (10) rupay exshtra!" Phew - much better!

Time check - 8:30! Bangalore traffic - uff! A distance of about 6 kms at times takes more than 45 minutes. When will I reach? How will I reach in time? Moreover I wanted to do some more work before the meeting. What will I do? What will I tell Amit? Oh my God! Oh my God! Traffic gradually cleared. The ring road is relatively free today! "May be because I started early" I told myself. In no time, I reached my office. Time check - 8:45. Wow - I actualy reached a little early. Not bad.

That happiness didnt last long though. The next thought that went into my head shivered it. It started shouting back at me "You fool! You forgot to withdraw the cash! Freako!!!" The nearest ATM (HDFC) is like more than 2 kms away. Bangalore traffic ahead. Unfortunately this traffic doesnt create any issues to time! It in its own peace and pace keeps ticking. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Where the freak is the panic button? Oops, I am sitting on it! Finally decided that I will take my chances and asked my vahanchalak to rush to the ATM. "Aye! Captain!"

At brisk pace we reached the ATM. Enter the ATM. Open the wallet. Search for the card. Long silence. "Where the heck is the card!!!!" Ravi! Ahhhhhh!!!! I had given my ATM card (Citibank) to Ravi (another apartment-complex-mate) a few days back and forgot to take it back from him! Now what! Ok. Lets use the ICICI card. Hmm. Inserted. Entered the pin. Withdraw. Rs. 200 only. "Insufficient funds!" "What?!" Ok. patience. Keep cool. Try again. Withdraw. Rs. 100 only. 15 seconds seemed like an year. "Insufficient funds!". Both my wallet and my bank account are cashless!

Now what do I do? Got into the auto again with no strategy in place. Poor vahanchalak thinks I withdrew some cash to share with him. Or poor me! Dont know what he makes of me when he gets to know of that. Ok. Think. Think. Think. Alright, lets ask someone in the office. But at 9:00 in the morning - who would be in there? Only Amit. Ah! Came to the office. Reluctant. Shy. Twisting and turning, I asked. "Hey Amit. Do you by any chance have 100 bucks that I can borrow for now?" "Oh sure."

"Phew." One word that summarize the realization that I would not get beaten up by the auto fellow.



Behind the scenes: I actually begged the security guard and the sweepers at my office before asking Amit! :D

Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Electricity can make you go cashless!

Strange, yes i know it sounds, but true!

Date: 03-Nov-2006
Crime: Murder Attempt
Victim: Citibank debit card
Guilty: IDBI ATM

4th November. A black day in my life @ Pune. The day when I went virtually bankrupt. The day when I became a bhikari with a bank account. The day when I met Mr. Fate face to face.

The day began bright n shine. Thats the way I know that a day should start and sounds good too. But thats not the case with me. Every morning I get up with eyes begging the clock to give them more time to sleep. But the cold blooded clock never gives in. And 4th November is no different to this routine. I had to rush to catch my bus to office which if I miss would dig a pit in my small n already torn wallet. I dont remember if I had enough time to clean myself in the hurry. Anyway that is not important.

Destination reached. 10 bucks in my pocket. Used the same effectively in buying my hungry stomach some fuel (bfast). After my office chores (watching monitor) for a while, it was lunch time. Moved towards the office canteen that in terms of its food competes with BITSian messes. Realising that I had already spent my small Gandhiji on my morning bfast, I had to go to the nearby IDBI ATM. Mine was a Citibank Card. To clear any frowns, my card does not get charged any extra fee if used at other bank ATMs.

As cool as I am usually, I pushed in the card.

ATM: Welcome. Please enter your Pin.
I: ****
ATM: Please enter the amount.
I: 100.
ATM: Do you want a printed receipt?
I: Yes.
ATM: ghharrarrgharrrrgharrrr (these ATM machines truly make wierd sounds...dont know what goes on inside)
Money comes out. And so does the receipt. It shows that my balance is X when I was thinking it would be Y. (X < Y ofcourse!)
I: (inside myself) where did i spend Y-X?
ATM: Do you want to enter annother transaction?
I: (inside myself) oh yes, it is there that i spent the money.

To those who are not used to modern living with ATMs and plastic money, the card comes out when you answer to ATM as you dont want to go for more transactions.

As I was about to press 'No', comes in a man, a man whom I might have met before but not this badly. He looked grim and was scary. With my heart in my right hand, I gathered all my courage and asked him his name. He answered in one word. "FATE". And the immediate moment, power goes off! ATM goes blank! Brilliantly strange that the machine does not have anything like a UPS!

Remember...my card is still inside! So I wait. I wait for the power to come back. Fortunately it did not take much time. But the wierdo (ATM) took loads of time to reboot. It spoke some language that neither my eyes understood nor did my ears! After around 5 mins, (though just 5 minutes, in that situation I felt it took an aeon) the ATM was back and running as usual. I was expecting it to apologise to me for having me waited. But forget apologies it did not even return my card. It was so coolly normal as if nothin had happened!

I had no idea of what happened and what I was supposed to do. No person inside the ATM to contact. Could not find any contact number of any concerned person. Disgusted with my meet with this Mr. Fate, I came out.

I go back to the ATM after a while. To my satisfaction, I saw someone to whom I can explain the tragedy.

I: Hi..mm...er...my card..er...the ATM ate it away!
She: What?
I: oh..sorry....basically i came in to withdraw money....power went out...card still inside...somebody help!
She: Oh..okay...sorry about that...someone would come and clear the ATM and then you cna get the card tommorrow...by the way its an IDBI card right?
I: (feeling some relief) er...no...its a citibank card.
She: Oh!...oops.....then am sorry...i cant do anything....because it is a citibank card it would be destroyed.

The slight relief that I was feeling ran away. Ran far and far into the mountains. And promised not to return soon! I had to but congratulate Mr. Fate again.

Following the advise of the lady at the ATM, I went straight to a citibank help counter nearby. This time it didnt take much time to explain him the situation. He immediately understood and said "So you are here to apply for a new card." I had to apply for a new card. No other option seemed visible.

Dull and dead, I return to my desk. I narrated my team how I met Mr. Fate who challenged me to a duel and how I was defeated. Jo! is the shout they all uttered. Not very late I realised that its the name of a colleague of mine who was supposed to have some contacts at IDBI.

I was rushed to her and I explained her the whole story (again!). She pulled out her cellular and typed in a few buttons.

Jo: Hullo. Is this Mr. Saviour?
Saviour: Yes.
Jo: Hi. My colleague...his card...IDBI ATM...gulped...help!
Saviour: Excuse me. I dont understand what you are talking about.
Jo: I mean my colleague put his card inside the IDBI ATM in office premises and then the power went off and the ATM shut down with his card still inside and when he asked the concerned at the ATM, apparently he was told that the card would be destroyed as it is a Citibank Card. So I wanted to know if you can help. (a phew expression on her face)
Saviour: What are you talking about?
Jo: You understand english right?
Saviour: Excuse Me.
Jo: er...are you the Saviour from IDBI Bank?
Saviour: No I am not!
Jo: (eyes popped out) oops...am sorry....wrong number!
Not anymore Saviour: hmm...

After all the explanation, poor Jo comes to know that she was talking to the wrong person!

She presses a few more buttons on her cute li'l cellular. Ring Ring.

Jo: Are you the True Saviou?
True Saviour: Yes I am!
Jo: (inside herself) thank God!
True Saviour: Tell me dear lady, what can I do for you?
Jo: Oh ya...u see..my colleague..ur ATM...his card...me...can you?
True Saviour: And thats a Citbank Card right?
Jo: Yes.
True Saviour: Then am sorry, we cant do anything about it, the card would be destroyed.
Jo: Cant you consider this as a one-off case and help my colleague?
True Saviour: Hmm...I am a very principled man, but one cannot say no when asked by a sweet lady! Consider it done. Ask your colleague to come and collect his card from the bank tommorrow.
Jo: Thanks Man. Your are the best!
True Saviour: Anything fro you ma'am!!

After some more flirt, the call is cut and she tells me the good news. Your card is still alive! The words touched my ears like a feather on a baby's skin! I was drowning in my dreams hugging my card warm. We also sang a duet! There were ATMs and lotsa coins n notes hung in the background. :p

With a little delay I went to the bank and collected my card. The true saviour repeated his flirt. I am giving you the card only because 'she' asked me.

Now I have the card with me. I showed it to Mr. Fate triumphantly and by my expressions asked him not to dare to play around with me again! But there was no feeling of defeat in his eyes. In fact he was grinning! I thought he went mad unable to accept the defeat and did not bother about him.

That same night I went to the ATM (this time a citibank ATM!) to redeem my success. I put in the card. I was asked for my pin. With my whole soul smiling i pushed in the buttons. But ATM asked to re-enter the same. I thought some problem with the machine and re-entered the pin. But my smiles were slowly fading away. I knew something was wrong. Mr. Fate's last grin flashed in my head. A feel of shiver went down my knees. My pin was not working. The ATM asked to re-enter the pin and after three attempts I was asked to get lost!

Well. I was stumped. I did not know what went wrong. Suddenly I realised that I had applied for a new card which i completely forgot about in the talks with the saviour. Next morning, I went straight to my Citibank Helpdesk and asked him what was wrong. He indicated that as i had applied for a new card, the old card had been blocked! Understanding that it makes sense, I asked him for my new card. He searched in his pile of envelopes and looked up. The look on his face answered me. My card has not arrived yet. Great. Now when I successfully got my old card back, it is blocked and I dont have my new card too! Brilliant stuff there by Mr. Fate!

I had no choice but to accept the defeat again. I kept going to the helpdesk asking him for my card. And he replied me with the same sorry look. I was getting frustrated and with me, my friend too who was accompanying me to the helpdesk everyday (reason- no humanity nothing-just because I promised to buy him a chlormint if i got my new card!).

Days passed. I was getting old. My beard grew long. My hair went grey! And one day. Finally. The look on the face of person at the helpdesk changed. He showed me that he had an envelope with my name on it. Me and my friend's face glowed at that! We were in dreams. I again with my card, singing duets and same setting as earlier as abackground! My freind was dreaming too. Just that he was singing a duet with chlormint! :)

The immediate moment I went into the ATM (citibank again - dont take a chance!). As I swiped the card, I realised that my brian having gone old, forgot my pin. Shit! Anyway, I went back home checked out my pin and tried to see some gandhiji (cash) at a nearby ATM. But! But! Our dear Mr. Fate has not left me yet. Seems like he took an oath to pain me till death! The pin is not valid! Damn!

I come back to my helpdesk chap the next day. Empathising my meet with Mr. Fate, He passed me a form. I asked what this was about. Application for new pin. My heart sunk. The immediate question out of my mouth was 'How many more days?' 4 he said. Man. Simple electricity can cause so many problems! Life with ATMs is not that easy after all!

Today, is the day. The D Day! The day I was promised I would get my new pin. The day when it would be decided if my freind would ever get his chlormint. The day my battle with Mr. Fate is expected to end!

Wish me all the best guys!

And dont wish me any luck. Coz Luck is the darling sister of Mr. Fate!

Pray to any Gods if you can. Thank you. Hallowed be my name! Amen. :p